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- The conversations that go on in my head when i'm zooted and trying to ride a bike:
- Me: Steady.
- Me: Oh shit....Steady.
- Me: Peddle. Okay, steady, peddle, peddle, right foot, left...
- Me: BOSS.
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- Me in 2009: Hey Mom! I just turned 15, can i go to Europe by myself?
- Mom: Sure, baby!
- Me in 2011: Hey Mom! Can I go to California by myself for mid-winter recess?
- Mom: Of course!
- Me all the time: Hey Mom! Can I go to the Bronx to hang out with my friends?
- Mom: THE BRONX?! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THERE?! NO, YOU CAN'T GO.
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what girls say:
- i love a guy that can make me laugh
what they mean:
- don’t be ugly either
- dont have a small penis
- know how to dress yourself
- did i mention he needs nice hair
- have a car
- have a job
- be a great kisser.
- (job, or go to school)
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Last night was so much fun. I haven’t had times like that in a while (excluding senior trip). It’s probably been YEARS since i’ve had good times with FRIENDS, cause we all know my family’s just as live. I want to sum it up so i can remember last night forever. I’d write it down but i’m too fucking lazy.
- Tea party @ Laura & Angee’s crib
- had the best fucking hot chocolate ever
- Talked to Sammi for a while about our futures
- Pictures, music
- Alba & Destiny came late
- Took a shot of the best fucking whiskey ever
- repeatedly wished i was Dominican
- BIGGGGIEEEEEEEE & DAMIEN MARLEYYYYYYYYYYYY
- “teaparty turned thug”
- Hilarious viral videos
- Came home, vaped it up with my cousin & brothers
- Storytelling
- more viral videos
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.
my bronx friends are the fucking best.
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If anyone knows everything about high fashion in my school, it’s me.
Taco Bell & Stella Artois before homework at 12:30 AM.
